What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 00:15

Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
What is your review of The Office (U.S. TV series)?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
What ended your relationship with your best friend?
Just Forget it!
Still no good
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?
No, not a chance
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What's the hardest part about marriage that no one ever talks about?
Nuts and Butts
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the American mobile phone number format?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Then came..